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Please Allow 10-14 Earth Dwelling Days for Delivery. Fear not it’s being crafted with the manes of a thousand unicorns and angel tears.

Type: CREW

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How can I exchange my order?
Please fill out this form.

When is the next The Soda Parlor event?
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Do you have a military discount?
Yes! Please apply here.

Where is my order?
Chances are it's being printed just for you as you're reading this, or it has already shipped via carrier falcon! We're an independently owned apparel shop so things take a bit longer. Think of us more as a small mom and pop bistro at the corner of Wellington and Grand, as opposed to the fast food mega giant, of clothing. Lets be honest we don't have speed as an ally. So please allow 10-14 days for delivery in the US, 3-4 weeks internationally, and a little extra time during sales and the Holidays. It could arrive sooner so keep your eyes glued to the post box.

Sometimes things get lost in transit. If it's been longer than 3 weeks please email:
Do you ship outside of the USA?
Yes, shipping will be a little more and the wait time is usually around three weeks. Unless you have a magic school bus and you want to pick it up. Some countries charge customs fees, in which case the receiver of cotton (you) will be responsible.
Do you need a PayPal account to get a shirt?
How do I create an account?
You don't need an account to place an order. 
If you want one, the form is on the "Thank you" page (shown after your order has been placed).
How are you items printed?
Screen printed by hands. Human hands. We tried hiring a Troll but his hands were way too big and just dirty.
Can I exchange or return my shirt?
Yes, only if it hasn't been worn, washed or used during a zombie killing spree. You will just be responsible for return shipping. 
Where can I exchange/return?
Please fill out the exchange/return form here.
Then return to:
Olan Rogers Supply
1015 W. Kirkland Ave
Suite 404
Nashville TN 37216

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